I wouldn’t have a real problem with celebrities coming right out and saying “I have a role and I want to look skinny for it so I’m going to fast.” I understand that’s how they stay skinny and it helps me to justify the fact I don’t look like them…as I am not willing to stop eating. What I do have a problem with is the bizarre acceptance of these ‘cleanse’ diets and when instead of telling it like it is these offenders say they are “ridding their bodies of toxins”.
Offenders: Beyonce, Gwyneth Paltrow, Jared Leto and Ms. Katie Holmes, who is looking mighty fly:
Let’s explore Master Cleanse. Here’s how it works: for 10 days (the recommended amount of time) you drink a ‘lemonade’ made from fresh lemon or lime juice, maple syrup, water and Cayenne pepper. No solid food at all. First of all, that sounds like the most disgusting drink of all time. Second, the only thing in that little mix that has any calories is maple syrup.
Soooo reader friends…Master Cleanse=starvation. Will you lose weight, hells yes. Will you emerge from your lair with bags under your eyes and the shakes? My guess is yes. If you’re going to starve yourself don’t punish yourself by drinking a glass of that terribleness…at least treat yourself to some TOXIC coffee.
~Love Handles
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