Good morning all my friends in cyberspace!
On the top of my mind today is weight loss. I just cannot figure out why I am having such a difficult time sticking to a weight loss program. I have always been the most motivated person – as a matter of fact it has been the cornerstone of my being. If someone were to describe me they would say “driven and motivated.” So, what the hell is up with this? I’ve tried analyzing it to get to the root cause. I’ve tried taking an easy approach because I tend to be an all or nothing kind of person and think I should change that. I’ve tried not caring about it and just seeing what would happen (that one obviously didn’t work to my advantage). So, now I think I have a solution.
Drum roll please . . . . . . . . .
I think I need to get naked in front of a man. That will do it. Something about having a man run his hands over my globs of fat is very motivating for me. It is a constant reminder of “OMG – is there really that much of it?” Or you know when you are in a new relationship and he is like trying to cop a feel but you move his hands away not because you don’t want it but because you don’t want him to know about the contraption you are wearing under your clothes to make you look 20 lbs slimmer. You don’t want him to realize that when you take that thing off the fat will be flying out everywhere. You are afraid he will see that and his eyes will get huge and he will lose his appetite for you and everything eles. That’s what I need. I need to get naked in front of a man.
Of course that would require getting intimate with a man. And that would require going on a date with a man. And that would require having a conversation with a man that isn’t a friend or co-worker. Surely there is an easier way.
Don’t get me wrong, I don’t need advise on how to lose weight. I don’t need a new weight loss program. I practically have a PhD on the subject. I know HOW to lose weight. I just have to get to the point where I enjoy exercise as much as I enjoy cookies, popcorn, and cereal. The weather has been much nicer the past few days and that has assisted in my desire to get outside and walk more. But that gun ho, I WILL do this attitude is not sticking with me for more than a day or so which is really unusual for me. Advice anyone?
Marissa
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