For real people! Do you know what happens when you swim all summer long????? Your swimsuit DIES! Well I guess if you have some amazing bionic (100% polyester) suit it wont, but mine did. And how does a swimsuit die you might ask? Well it becomes completely SEE THROUGH! And let me just tell you that nobody wants to see that! Ok maybe Mr. Gaunt does, but no one else!
Wanna see the dead body?…
Yeah WOAH nelly that’s my hand you can see right through the BUTT of my suit…ahhh! Anyways there are still a few weeks left of pool time that I don’t want to miss out on, so I hit up Sears today to see if I could find a nice basic one piece suit. Im picky about my swimsuits in that they need to cover as much of my body as possible! Although I pass on skirts, and tankinis are always too short and still show my belly button (ewww) I also cant do halters because my torso is a we bit long so I end up with MAJOR cleavage (ewww) so yeah that leaves a nice solid one piece. Simple enough? Nope! Sears only had ONE left so I tried it on, and although its a smidge tight I actually kind of liked it. At this point in time cuteness of a suit holds little importance to me so ignore the grandma fabric. Here she is…(no you don’t get a full body shot!)
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